The Mario of

The phrase,"the Mario of", pertains to things that seem to be mediocre. Derived from all multi-player Nintendo games where Mario is kind of the "middle of the road" character when it comes to the attributes of the player.
Speed.......***
Acceleration***
Weapons.....***
Handling....***
Braking.....***

The Chevy Cobalt is like the Mario of Vehicles isn't it?
Denny's is the Mario of Restaurants.

by DanielBrowniel March 4, 2008

mario cavazos

Mario is a person who can charm any girl he wants with a "wink". He doesn't have to be sexy to get women

Hey, amigo you remind me of mario cavazos

by Rebeca Cruz March 16, 2017

Mario

Non-genius, wannabe, ugliest man alive. I would rather get ran over by a truck than have to spend time with a mario.

That guy is a total Mario dumb he is as dumb as a box of rocks.

by marioissuperugly April 6, 2018

MARIO

MARIO

MARIO

by MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO February 14, 2022

Mario Kabanoss

sausag

Mario Kabanoss sausagges

by Golja November 24, 2022

mario kid

A 13 year addicted to Mario and never give up to quit Mario

Mario kid : let’s play Mario bros
Other kid: no

by The epic bros October 3, 2020

Marios

Super-tall mega man but has the smallest pp in the earth but tells people about his being huuge

Marios is BFFs with ms rickets

by JOE MAMA BIDEN December 4, 2021