shower, shake, and shit

While the phrase can be used to describe the literal acts of showering, drinking a protein shake, and shitting (in that order). It's main usage serves as a broad descriptor for one's daily ritual or routine, which often involves bathing, eating, and excreting.

Historically speaking, the 'shit' came before the 'shower'. However, the fact is that the shake (or food intake), must come before defecation can occur. In the event of multiple shit shower shake sequences, the 'shit' will still come before the 'shower' (see below), thus cleanliness is achieved and the natural order of occurrence is maintained.

shower shake |shit shower| shake shit shower shake shit shower shake shit shower

Acceptable variations:

- Shower shake shit

- Shower, shake, and shit.

- SSS, 3S, S³

"Hey you wanna play a game of League?"

"Not right now man, gonna shower, shake, and shit. I'll probably be online later."

by Careem Bob April 12, 2019

Stake and shake nate

When you go to stake and shake at 3 in the morning

Do you want to go to stake and shake nate 🤔

by Hi brother December 26, 2020

Sam Craveiro Shake

When you poop into a blender fill it with water then drink it as a protein shake.

i just drank my first sam craveiro shake

by kyrieirvingforthreeeeeee December 5, 2019

shake n' rape

When someone shakes your hand and unexpectedly caresses your palm with their fingers. Although the gesture is not always accompanied by a smile, the intentions of the shake n' raper are usually clear.

Luke: So I changed his oil and went to shake his hand and he gave me the old shake n' rape!
Jen: He did what?!
Luke: Yeah, he slowly stroked the inside of my palm with his middle finger and I swear he had a slight smile at the corner of his mouth.

by Dominatrickz April 19, 2013

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

shaking hands with the unemployed

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Shaking hands with the Pope.

It means rubbing one out. Jerking the yoke. The two fist shuffle. Dating Ms. Michigan. Ya know, Masterbaiting.

Everyone Loves to shake hands with the pope.

by Griz April 18, 2004