hell boner

A hell boner is that one awkward boner you get when you least expect it and then it just refuses to go down and even hurts if you get more excited.

Dude: Yo bro, come meet me down stairs for some Fortnite.
Bro: I can't get up right now, I've got a hell boner that's refusing to go down.
Dude: rip

by xerb May 2, 2019

Hell Hopping

The act of getting high on Fentanyl, Methamphetamine, and PCP (Also known as Satan's Speedball)

"John couldn't make it to work today, he was too busy Hell Hopping."

by Elmf67 April 8, 2021

Tool-hell

-noun
1. Most commonly known as the work place.

2. A place where you are required to interact

with "tools", see tool , who think that they

know what they are doing but really have no

damn clue.

3. A place where you are far more intelligent than

everyone around you and constantly must

fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of

the tools around you- including management.

4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.

Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.

by greencat February 5, 2010

Boredom Hell

The home of the Boredom Devil. Generally has 7 layers of varying boredom. Don't touch the Boredom Void below there is no going back.

Guy 1: I'm bored
Boredom Demon: Why don't you go to boredom hell? all the bored people go there and look up useless things on UrbanDictionary.

by anonymous October 24, 2022

hells carousel

When you drink too much alcahol or smoke too much weed and the room seems like its spinning

person 1: Dude im pretty sure youve got a problem, you were singing wham songs and jerking off in front of everyone last night, lay off the booze you drunk ass bitch.

Person 2: It wasn't the booze my gruesome old buddy, I seem to have been lured onto hells carousel by satan himself, damn that room was spinning round in circles like a retard

by bennycnz February 21, 2011

servant of hell

is typically an evil wicked grand mother who is emotional and psychologically attached to her man boy child who is any where from the age of 30 to 50 years old and still lives with his parents and hates every body and beguiles his children and is a potential pedophile who when the man boy gets jealous he will steal your stuff do works against you get in your face and then pick up his 3 yrs old daughter and use her as a shield to get you to hit the kid then call the cops on your for everything you do get your thrown in jail then the typical servant of hell will lie to the cops and always stick up an defend her man boy over every body and the whole entire family and ones whole life is dedicated and revolves around servicing the man boy and breast feeding him no matter how long it takes and will lie to their self and not believe any truth as long as it doesn't fit her wants and needs or delusional belief of her pride and joy man boy.

nephew-what is wrong with this family

uncle2-im sorry to tell you this but your grandmother is a servant of hell

nephew-yeah she chooses her pride and joy man boy over the whole family and wont believe that he is a derelict and wont stop breast feeding him and do whats right for the family and kick him out

by warrior of the lord November 28, 2011

Mosquito Hell

Also known as Finland

Rose: Did you know that Kiti is from Mosquito Hell?
Linh: You mean Finland?
Rose: Yes.

by roisa4ever May 6, 2020