Also known as a cradle snatcher, a tampon racer is a male who tends to seek younger women for sexual pleasure. It is an over-exaggeration, as they try to place their male sexual organ inside a females sexual organ, before a tampon manages to do so
'God, she's too young for him'
'Yeah, He's a tampon racer'
'What kind of girls should I bring?'
'Mr "18 year old" here is a tampon racer'
'okay, I will call up some 15 year olds'
'Yeah, He's a tampon racer'
'What kind of girls should I bring?'
'Mr "18 year old" here is a tampon racer'
'okay, I will call up some 15 year olds'
by DJMMTFF October 5, 2011
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"That girl'd be aiighhtttt if she weren't so temPARAmental!"
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I was riding with Morgan yesterday and she played backstreet boys and n*sync then simple plan and good Charlotte. She's such a temo bopper.
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