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Have sex with your teacher for extra credit day 

March 10

This is the day each year where you can bang your teacher and they have to give you extra credit.
Its Have Sex With Your Teacher for Extra Credit day. Get over here Mrs. G

Pedo Band Teacher 

1. When a band teacher has her 13 year old student fuck her with a flute. As this happens she queefs into the flute, playing it thru the pussy.
2. When a band teacher fucks her underage student on top the piano keys in such a way it plays Beethoven.
3. When a horny band teacher gets her 12 year old student to fuck her with his tromboner.
Dude I totally nailed my Pedo Band Teacher.

The Gym Teacher

While someone is sitting down you put on short shorts, or underwear and stretch, placing your genitals in their facial region.
The Gym Teacher- mike was sitting in my chair, i walked up and proceeded to place my leg on the arm rest while stretching with my genitals by his face.
The Gym Teacher by nka 2663 September 18, 2010

Call The Teacher 

A very unique and classy phrase used by beer enthusiasts in Brazil. It is the informal way to call the waiter in crowded bars.
"Where's the beer? Let´s call the teacher"
Call The Teacher by Shaaane January 11, 2009

sailor teacher 

A person with such a foul mouth or persona that he/she could teach a bunch of sailors a thing or two.
"John is such a sailor teacher! Did you hear that dead baby joke he just told?"

"Lindsey may have been around a few times, but she's no sailor teacher"
sailor teacher by bizzle.jb May 22, 2007

chinese teacher 

Chinese Teacher is a game played by a large group (this game gets kinky so make sure there arent any kids around). The first person whispers a question to the player on their right, the person then answers the question by saying another players name. The players whos name was called would then put up a finger. This continues all the way around the circle. Once everyone has asked a question and answered one, everyone reveals their question and refreshes the group on who they picked. This game can be played for many rounds and can be a dirty or clean as one would want.
Player 1: *whispering to player to the right* "who do you think would be the first to become a stripper?"
Player 2: *out loud* "Tina put up a finger
*(Continues around circle)*
After that...
Player 1: *to group* "my question was who do you think would be the first to become a stripper? And (player2) said Tina."
*(Also continues around circle with everyones questions and answers)*
"Lets play chinese teacher everyone!!!!"
chinese teacher by Tootiefrootie679 September 6, 2016