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Teacher

That teacher used guns to kill 455 students
by Kaston7 January 16, 2022
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Teacher

A person who complains to students about their paycheck, occasionally their kids, and you.

Students have to kiss up or else the teacher will fail them.
Teacher: “Y’all don’t even realize how hard my life is.”
Student: “Yes.”
Teacher: “I don’t get paid enough for this.”
Student: “Agreed.”
Teacher: “Y’all r gonna do some 4 hour homework but it’s not my fault; I have it harder.”
Student: “Mam’ yes, Mam’”
by fatherfartfathead February 3, 2022
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Teacher

The fat cow that gives you homework, is a hypocrite, and wont admit when they get something wrong just gets mad that you confronted them. Also the one who is on their phone and gets mad when you ask a question because it means they have to teach you.Also the one who eats food and drinks pop in front of you while you are sitting there with you stomach growling because you are starving because you feel sick when you eat in the morning because you have to get up at 5 or 6 in the morning.

A personal story:
One time in math I had a substitute teacher. I had no clue how to do my work because she explained it horribly. So I raised my hand and she came to my desk. I said “Idk how to do it.” She re-explained to me again horribly, and giving me no clues as to where to start or anything, so after she explained she said “do you get it now?” And I still didn’t understand and if I said yes just so I wouldn’t have to keep talking to her then I never would have got any work done so I said “ no I still do not understand.” Then she rolled her eyes and said “ oh my god really” kind of quiet thinking I couldn’t hear. Then I said “Oh never mind I do understand” even thought I didn’t just to get her away from me. Then the next day my real teacher (who was surprisingly nice) was back. I told her that u did not understand what we went over yesterday. Then she explained it to me and made it sound sooo easy. I immediately learned what we did just from her giving effort to explain to me.
Example:
“Hey Mrs.Jones or whatever..”
Teacher: “What Timmy!?”
Timmy:“Umm what is blah blah blah mean?”
Teacher :“You should know!! We just went over this!”
Timmy :“ Oh well I wasn’t here when you went over it.”
Teacher :“oh”
by Mcgirreinstein May 22, 2018
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Slime yo teacher day

The day you slime your dick sucking evil teacher.
It’s finally slime yo teacher day I can’t wait to slime Mr. Goetz.
by anonymous April 10, 2025
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Bitchy teachers

These teachers are the type of teachers that purposely move you to the front because you are “talking to much” or “distracting others” or are just horrible in general or even sometimes, a waste of space in school.
Miss S was such a bitchy teacher today!!

Miss moved me to the front. She is such a bitchy teacher! Bitchy teachers: horrible people
by swag child :D June 13, 2021
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