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tank ass

Ass with marks left from sitting on the tank (toilet) for too long
John-"Dude, you've got tank ass!"
Bruce-"WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!"
by Empty Health Bar August 6, 2004
mugGet the tank assmug.

skank-a-tank

An extremely slutty, very large girl who wont get the point that no one wants her and still wont stop trying to be all over every guy she can
That skank-a-tank just won't get the point
by statrad September 23, 2011
mugGet the skank-a-tankmug.

turd tank

A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories
I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.
by Evan Cool April 26, 2015
mugGet the turd tankmug.

Shit Tanked

The result of screwing up... bad.
person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.
by robinsgirl October 18, 2012
mugGet the Shit Tankedmug.

tank stabber

Person(s) at a LAN who get so pwnt they are relegated to switching to the lowest level in-game weapon, and attacking non-aggressive pixels.
Haha, we had fun at the LAN but Cory was mos def a tank stabber.

Derived from an actual LAN experience where a grimacesque guy named Cory, after several hours of getting pwnt, wanted to prove that a tank in Quake Wars would explode due to multiple stabbings.
by BigTrucK January 20, 2009
mugGet the tank stabbermug.

Coochie Tank

A pool at the YWCA or any contained body of water for or with women only.
Barb: Hey Janet, wanna go swimming later?
Janet: ok but lets go to the club house pool where there's guys!
Barb: Right, I'm tired of wading in the Coochie Tank!
by Geechieone April 1, 2009
mugGet the Coochie Tankmug.

Moffle Tank

A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.
Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.
by MrPonisMoffle November 19, 2011
mugGet the Moffle Tankmug.

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