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lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

One of the best songs in the world. This song was written by none other than Panic! At the Disco.

quote from the song: "Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster, so testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?"
Person #1: "Have you heard that awesome song by Panic! At the Disco?"

Person #2: "You mean 'Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off?' "

Person #1: "OF COURSE! It's my favorite song by them!"
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Taking Obama to the Oval Office 

A Political Toilet Humor term. It is used to express that one has to take a shit.

Much like other terms such as: "Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl", "Dropping the Kids at the Pool", and etc...

Warning! Avoid using this term around Black friends or co-workers. That is unless you want to be labeled as a racist and have your ass stomped.
Jerry: Hey man I'll be back in 10 minutes.

Mike: What are you going to do.

Jerry: Mike, I'm taking Obama to the Oval Office.

Mike: Ohhh, my bad.

Talking out the side of your neck 

Too afraid to run your mouth to someone directly, but once they start to walk away you look down and run your mouth like a pussy. Too scared to run your mouth until the possibility of a real confrontation has died down.
“ say what you got on your mind now to my face instead of talking out the side of your neck once I start to walk away”

talking like a physic woodpecker 

To talk non stop about anything or nothing
Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.

Taking whitey down to brown town 

The act of administering anal sex
I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!

I don't care if you're talking to God 

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.
Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!

some asshole talking behind my back 

Phrase that is often used by someone right after they fart.
"That was just some asshole talking behind my back!",Jane said softly after she let out a big fart.