taint chips 

the flakey dandruff that falls off your grundle taint region after scratching vigorously or results from extreme chaffing

My boxers are full of taint chips!!!
She gobbled my balls so hard i left her a taint chip moustache!

taint chips by RDE delco December 31, 2008

taint biter 

(adj)Someone who pisses you off. A jerk or bitch.

That fucking taint biter just cut me off!

taint biter by Kim Blanchfield May 27, 2008

taint sucking ball junkie

This a vulgar expression to describe a guy that loses unconditionally in fifa. He chooses to whine and repeatedly say "sir?" when he feels the game is unfair.

Brenden: Sir! thats a foul. This is ridonculous

Blake: your such a taint sucking ball junkie

taint sucking ball junkie by Fag Black man April 3, 2009

Taint Baggage 

A pejorative, used in place of any other phrase referring to the testicles.

Typically used when a phrase such as ball sac, gonads, nuts or any derivation thereof would be considered too flattering for the subject.

John: "Tim really pisses me off; he's like a walking, talking ball sac."
Jack: "Don't give him so much credit; he's more of a taint baggage."

Taint Baggage by boswok October 16, 2009

edu-tainment

to entertain using education.

"In class today the teacher showed is some edu-tainment videos!"

edu-tainment by Colin Liseth February 18, 2008

ring tailed lemur 

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.

"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*

ring tailed lemur by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010

The Holiday Taint 

The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.

Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?

The Holiday Taint by DonkeyLipz December 27, 2009