take care of the bunnies

To make one's genitals more photogenic.

The Model had to go take care of the bunnies before posing in the nude.

by robot1357 January 1, 2010

take it to the dump

When a native canadian woman get's anal sex from a white man.

Hey guys, I wanna "take it to the dump" with cindy tonight.

by marcelmarechal July 15, 2010

Take a half

To leave work early. Usually unexpected

I am sick of this shit.Imma Take a half up in this bitch

by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010

Take a Vik

The physical act of leaving your place of employment for multiple hours without clocking out, and usually without notifying anyone. Sometimes done under the guise of a work related task, with the expectation that no one will realize how long you've been gone.

Vik: says nothing and leaves.
Co-worker A: "Has anyone seen Vik lately?"
Co-worker B: "Not since this morning."
Vik: returns after being gone for hours and still says nothing.
Co-worker A: "I think I'm gonna go take a Vik."
Co-worker B: "Me too!"

by UrbanGirlInFL December 30, 2010

take it to the staircase

Moving to a safer location when engaging in sexual activity.

Let's take it to the staircase

by fsid123 March 1, 2011

Take Picard to warp speed

To have a Wank - usually whilst watching Star Trek.

I was watching Star Trek Voyager, and that Borg bitch in the tight shit is so hot, I had to take Picard to warp speed - twice!

by Cinocat November 30, 2011

Take a #3

Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.

Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3

by not_JESUS December 5, 2012