Toilet Paper

A piece of paper commonly used for wiping your ass after a good poop. They come in rolls and are usually positioned next to the toilet for ease of access.

Back in early 2020, people stocked up on toilet paper as to prepare for the lockdown. They did this to stay hygienic. The panic buying became so severe entire lanes of toilet paper in malls were left blank after a few weeks.

by slaptheBASS June 21, 2020

Mexican toilet

(or shit bucket).The practice of using the restroom in a bucket with a contractor bag in it as a liner as to not ruin the bucket for later use while on a construction/demo site when there is no Porter potty or running water on site.

Damnit! There ain't no water on and no Porter..and my stomach is Killin me. And the gas station is too far...
Shit homes what tu need is a "Mexican Toilet"... Grab one of dem bags and come here I show tu... Now chu go find tu a room and tie up de bag when tu done and tossit in de dumpster...

by Not T 1 July 1, 2020

Christen the toilet

When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel

Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net

Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"

by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020

Toilet-sharing

It is the best thing to di in the world as it saves water energy and time, where the act of 2 friends sharing one toilet

1-Kim and Jannah are always talking about toilet-sharing, it must be great!
2-Toilet-sharing is an important thing to do!

by Hello-pillow-millow November 6, 2020

toilet tuesday

It's when you wake up from partying hard on Monday.

Yo I had a bad toilet Tuesday last week. That porta-potty was ratchet.

by Yawkyawk22 April 8, 2017

toilet lifter

1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.

1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.

by Jboy69 June 23, 2017

Toilet Butt

The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.

The booty-shorts-wearing girl spread e-coli with her toilet butt.

by Mathgie November 3, 2017