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Teresa

International unit of human beauty (Ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.

2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.

3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.
e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”

Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”
by yoc January 15, 2015
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Theresa May

Second female Prime Minister of the UK. Took over from David Cameron after he went running for the hills when Britain voted to leave the EU. Appears to be on good terms with Angela Merkal (the German chancellor).
Well Cameron's gone and Theresa May has taken over.
by Capsicle July 29, 2016
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There goes gravity

Said when one's lower member becomes erect.
Bro 1: "Damn! You see those chesticles?"
Bro 2: "I know man, there goes gravity!"
by Wood afficianado February 18, 2010
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See what else is out there

A line used when letting a girl go and expecting her to not get upset. This is usually a last-ditch effort when breaking up with your girlfriend. This should be reserved for relationships that do not involve: 1.) A girlfriend that held a career as a model; 2.) A girlfriend with a large trust fund; 3.) The first girlfriend that actually seems to care about you.
"Erin, I'd just like to see what else is out there."
by Tylerg2002 April 14, 2008
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there is no spoon

A line made popular by the movie The Matrix, in responce to someone asking for, holding, or even talking about a spoon.
"Dude, can you hand me a spoon?"
"There is NO SPOON!"
by MatrixFreak January 20, 2004
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there like Fred Astaire

A cosmic yes to everything. A confirmation of one's support of / presence at / attention to the the issue at hand, even if the room starts rotating around an invisible horizontal axis.
"My step-father died. I never liked him. Turns out no-one else did either. Could you come along to the funeral, help swell the numbers?"

"I'm there like Fred Astaire."
by Tom Miles January 23, 2010
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There, I fixed it.

1.) A phrase used upon completion of any unconventional repair of a broken object. These repairs usually include, but are not limited to, duct tape, bungee cords and a hack saw.
2.) "There, I fixed it." may also be used after successfully attaching one item to another using the same unconventional, sometimes unethical, methods of taping, nailing, sawing, cramming, cutting and "resculpturing".
1.) "I have a huge crack in my windshield. Hand me that duct tape. There, I fixed it."

2.) "My doorbell stopped working, so I filled my garbage disposal with spoons, duct taped an old extension cord to the power switch, then ran the cord through a hole I drilled in the front door. All you gotta do is give the cord a little tug. There, I fixed it."
by Apecreature June 22, 2011
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