Carload of Farts

A "Carload of Farts" is when you constantly are ripping ass in a car. Hence having a "Carload of Farts," your car is filled with farts.

Ted Pillman sings the classic song "Carload of Farts"

"Hey dude Adam's car smelled like ass man." - Tom
Yeah dude he's always got a carload of farts" - Steve

by Johnson Johnsonson November 13, 2009

regurgitated fart

When a girl farts and it gets sucked into her vigina. Then at a later time she releases it.

Fuck Tom I went down on Kristy last night and she totally blew a regurgitated fart into my mouth

by johnnykisakeezik May 31, 2018

eye fart

The sound made by placing your palm over your eye socket and causing a vacume to occour so that when you depress your hand a fart noise is admitted as the air escapes, particularly suited to people with deep set eyes and prominent brows.

Eye fart eye fart hand air

by Philfee November 30, 2013

Dumb Fart

someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks

that dumb fart of my boss fired me today,dumb fart is forever shouting

by fujilet January 5, 2008

Fart Field

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.

I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.

by Dr. Claw January 25, 2010

fart muscle

the sphincter muscle that sifts the farts from the poop.

His fart muscle is broke thats why he crapped himself

by TherevJake December 19, 2011

truth fart

a true statement, accidently uttered in public, that is embarrassing and something everyone in earshot would rather ignore. a faux pas or gaffe.

joe let go a little truth fart when he said jenny was looking forward to her abortion. no one said anything but you could tell by their cringes that everyone smelled it.

by aarrgghh March 24, 2009