taking him to the tailor

The act of getting someone in trouble with the police, a supervisor, boss, etc...(Hence having them hemmed up).

The act of violence towards another after sizing them up.

John- that dude got snitched on for slinging now he's all hemmed up. Phil- yeah now them fuckers are taking him to the tailor.

Bill- look at Jim sizing up Paul, he's probably thinking about taking him to the tailor.

Jenny- poor Kenny, look at them cops slipping the cuffs on him, they are taking him straight to the tailor.

by lolababy409 August 30, 2010

Red Tail Bandit

when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.

Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!

by underdogg1 August 16, 2006

it was tails

a threat or grim reminder that you do not, and will not beat wesley. usaully written on looseleaf paper or a bar napkin and stabbed through tthe chest of your meho.

Hey, i said one beer. It was tails!

by captain poopypants November 13, 2004

Fairy tail

That one anime that has many fanservice, girls are naked while fighting, that gildarts guy looks like a copy of shanks from one piece, they win by the power of friendship, I'd recommend you to not watch it if you are older than 13.

boi 1: FAIRY TAIL IS BEST ANIME!!11!1
boi2: Dude, its the "best" to you but 98% people in the world would disagree.

by katsuki November 20, 2018

TAIL

To talk about it later

Shut up Dave, lets TAIL it...

by TreeInBud December 21, 2010

pepper the tailgate

A gruesome act that originated in Sidney, Nebraska where a person who is experiencing explosive diahriha (an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations) drops trouser, bends slightly at the waist and procedes to unleash "pepper" on anyone's "tailgate" that is nearby. This is usually done at drunken field parties in Western Nebraska as a form of entertainment.

"Hey me and ol' Ramrod are going out to Sidney tonight to play pepper the tailgate, you in?"
"Sure, I love playing dodge the explosive diahriha."

by G stein April 11, 2008

flat back beaver tail

A woman usually white or asian who has little or no back side

"Man I need a gurl wit a boot I cant have no flat back beaver tail brawd."

by Kwelityhiphop November 30, 2005