Shrek

A unit of measurement meaning the length of a movie (around 2 hours)

Talk to you in a shrek

by That One Girl Geek May 18, 2019

Shrek

The god of all, living or non living.

Shrek is my daddy

by Jeffy 69420 May 21, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is the sexiest best in all of the work and univers. He is God. He is the most powerful and not even thanos can get rid of him. It is said that thanos once tried but was defeated by Shrek just by him looking at thanos . We praise Shrek . SHREK IS LOVE . SHREK IS LIFE.

Bob: wow who's that 😍😍
Me: it's Shrek 😘😍☺️
Bob: I think I caught feelings 😍😘☺️
Me: welcome to the club 😍☺️☺️😚

by Shrek's follower May 31, 2019

shrek

shrek birthed jesus. he’s our lord and saviour.

— it’s sacrifice day
— well we better find a new born to

give to our master shrek

by hoe4dannydevito June 2, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is our true god and the king of sucking dick. Bow down to him if you value your life.

Bruh 1: damn I hate shrek

Bruh 2: dude don’t say that he’s gon-

Shrek: WHAT ARE YE DOIN’ IN MA SWAMP!!!

Bruh 1: oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck

Bruh 2: (bows down to lord shrek)

Lord shrek: I TAKE PITY ON YE

Bruh 1: shrek is drek

Shrek: (snaps)

Bruh 1: but you don’t even have the gauntlet (turns to dust)

by Shrek Pope June 24, 2019

Shrek

Are lord and savior, can also be used in place as shit.

Jim: Hey look at that fat cat!
Jack: Oh shrek that's a fat cat!
Jim: *dies*
Jack: *eats his body*

by HerpDerpPig June 25, 2019

Shrek hour

Shrek is used as a time calculator based on the duration of the first Shrek movie: 1h 35min.

John Cena: When are you coming to the Party?
The Rock:I'm coming in about a Shrek hour. Have to buy the electronical bogaloo for my grandma in hospital she found the ketamine again.
John Cena:Oh ok can you buy one for me too? My dad died of milk overdose and I have to buy my mom a present to console her.

by getNutellad July 4, 2019