Rub Cum Stomach

The act known in many different and diverse cultures. Consisting of ejaculating onto one’s own stomach and rubing it in as if it were a moisturizer instead of cleaning it off.

Tyler: pass the Kleenex, I busted a fat nut.
Mitchell: Ew who uses Kleenex, try the Rub Cum Stomach.
Tyler: Ok, *rubs in cum*

by Mitchells Gay March 6, 2018

upset stomach

(Honestly? No one has defined this yet?) When you feel pain or discomfort in your stomach due to overindulgence or something like that.

"Jeez, after that entire pizza I got an upset stomach to deal with!"

by Durp dots July 5, 2016

stormzy effect

When you get 13 year olds who listen to a couple of Stormzys songs then they think they are hard as balls and also try to be roadmen. This is usually on 13 year olds who want to "shank" up people after listening to this music artist.

Friend:You see that kid .
You:Yeah what about him.
Friend: He has been effected by the stormzy effect

by Acclider December 31, 2016

Stormquake

When the thunder from a storm is so loud it seems to shake the building you are in.

Also known as a Thunderquake.

Holy shit! That stormquake felt like it almost blew the house up!

by Bartender670000 September 29, 2011

Stormtrooper Aim

To have such horrendous aim that you are entirely incapable of hitting your target no matter how hard you try, similar to stormtroopers from Star wars.

Player 1: Bruh your trash is so aim you cant hit NoobLord69 you absolute bot.
Player2: Sorry, I have stormtrooper aim.

by Blue Top Hat Man March 9, 2020

Stormy

To speak to people in a computer game with your mic off.

My mic wasn't on. I just pulled a 'stormy.'

by Scamper Nitely December 12, 2021

emotional stormchaser

Someone who only dates men that have enough emotional baggage to capsize a medium-sized, ocean-going vessel

That guy still isn't over his ex-wife and she's so into him -- that's an emotional stormchaser if I ever saw one.

by supermjr October 10, 2012