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Stoke Light

When you have no lighter, get a skewer light it on the stove, use this to light your marijuana, light it with one end and stoke with the other
Sally had no lighter, so she went to her drawer in the kitchen and got a skewer, she then lit it on the stove and proceeded to smoke her cone, lit it with one end and stoked with the other. The stoke light allows you to smoke a cone when you can’t find a lighter, in the kitchen you can find skewers that you can light and use as a stoker
by Erika The saint July 3, 2019
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spokesliar

A spokesperson, usually employed by a politician or corporation, who specializes in telling anything but the truth.

The craft varies from picking any dumbass nearby to a staff or hired agency highly skilled in telling the public directly or via media, that what they actually saw/heard *isn't* what they saw/heard at all. Blather, bloviating, exaggerating, whataboutisms, both sides, delaying, diversion, deflection, lies, fairy tales, and other "spin" techniques are used to at least obfuscate if not totally hide the truth permanently, or long enough that the incident is forgotten.
Once an important and dignified position, the White House Press Secretary is now seen as the main spokesliar who shields The President of the United States of America from having to answer embarrassing questions.
by Puddintan3 September 12, 2019
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Stoker

A thin sick like onject that can easily pass through a cone piece if you are struggling to pull a cone.
"Pass the stoker dude the cone piece is blocked"
by Suprememays December 1, 2019
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Stokerian Fundamentalist

An adherent of the vampire mythos presented by Irish author Abraham "Bram" Stoker in his 1897 novel "Dracula" and other works. Beyond being students of Stoker's writing, they take his word on vampires to be Sacred Writ. They are know by their battle cry, "Real vampires don't sparkle!" and consider the literary conventions presented in the 2008 "Twilight" series of vampire novels by Stephenie Meyer to be heresy most foul.
I was going to the Con as Bella Swan and got jumped by a bunch of Stokerian Fundamentalists with garlic and oaken stakes. I was lucky to get out alive!
by MSgt John Clarence Woods December 10, 2019
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Stoked

Damn that shit was gas I’m stoked
by Bïg nigga February 17, 2020
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stokememes_

One of the best meme page in Stoke , funny and super original
Hey bro have you seen the new meme on stoke memes”
“Yeah lol rating them schools”
“Damn they are amazing”
What’s there @ again”
“ @ stokememes_
by Lucythewisexo April 22, 2020
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Stakes

"Stakes. Mine are higher"
by anonymous September 8, 2020
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