help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

by lone potato May 6, 2018

fraggle stick car

An all encompassing term to represent mystery presents which children request and no one knows what they are, and neither can the child identify what exactly it is.

Taken from the movie Bad Santa.

"What do you want?"
"Fraggle stick car."
"The fuck is that?"

by Eric Vaughn June 24, 2008

boobs on a stick

A very skinny girl with big ass titaes.

A rare kind of girl who usually uses her monster boobs and lean body to whore massive multitudes of guys.

by white foolio November 3, 2004

hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock

Extremely m-f-ing hot. Can be strengthened by appending "in Cairo."

"Kansas City in August is hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock." -Ichiro Suzuki

Your sister last night was hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock in Cairo. Unfortunately, now it itches.

by Nick D July 23, 2006

D-Stick

(Slang) To obtain a blood glucose reading. Term is used mostly in the medical setting when the need arises for a blood sugar count.

"Jimmy, get a blood pressure and a perform a D-Stick for me,"

by Medik Fitty Nine July 1, 2008

disco stick

Penis.
Used by lady gaga in her song "love game"

I wanna take a ride on your disco stick

by Glyka August 28, 2013

spanking stick

a red sexual object, that resembles a devils triton, has a tendancy to spank peoples backsides, when they are least expecting. Is uncontrolable, will feel uncontrolable pleasure if this happens to you.

woman walks down street, drops keys, bends over, and THE SPANKING STICK strikes at full Pelt.

by CG October 28, 2003