Squatzkrieg

Squatzkrieg :- The slow takeover of a country by warlike methods and covert actions and also by sending in Squatters to occupy a neighboring country. A long drawn out war by the methods of Squatzkrieg as opposed to a Blitzkrieg or lightning war.

Under Police and military action and protection County "A" sends civilian squatters to occupy the land, infrastructure, towns, and villages of country "B". Country "A" also erects camps and towns of its own on county "B's" territory. This is not a Blitzkrieg but a Squatzkrieg. In Blitzkrieg occupation the war is over in days. On the other hand in Squatzkrieg occupation many years may elapse until the occupied territory and its people are completely, either subjugated, Bulcanized or Ghettoized by superior numbers and fire power. Country "A" may use various quasi-moral and religeous justifications for Squatting. They may also use subjective territorial claims to justify a Squat.

Squatzkrieg by Bob Rushton March 15, 2007

squat on my duck 

Sit on my dick

Hey yo Kat, squat on my duck.

squat on my duck by GVilleMexican December 10, 2015

squat cobbler 

When a man sits in pie, and wiggles around. (Usually while filmed, for enjoyment of fetishists.) Varieties may be known as Hoboken squat cobbler; Full moon moon-pie; Boston creme splat; Simple Simon the ass-man; Dutch apple ass. A crybaby squat includes crying.

Ooooh yeah, do it for the camera, baby... Do that squat cobbler for daddy.

squat cobbler by Slippin' Jimmy September 3, 2016

squat cobbler 

Sexual gratification derived from a fully dressed adult squatting in a pie and wiggling around while crying.

Synonymous include Boston cream splat, Dutch apple ass, fullmoon moon pie, and Hoboken squat cobbler.

He really likes it when he sees someone sitting in a pie. He loves a good squat cobbler.

squat cobbler by JWSmythe September 1, 2016

squat cobbler 

when you film a video of somebody sitting on a pie while crying

pyrce filmed a squat cobbler and happily sat on the pie for the video

squat cobbler by dachiever August 30, 2016

squat cobbler 

When you bare ass sit on top of a pie and wiggle around. Tears may or may not be included. Also known as a Boston cream splat.

Dan got out of police suspicion by admitting he makes squat cobbler videos.

squat cobbler by Butteater637 July 10, 2016

squeak 

verb.

To fart.

You know the guy renting the room next door ? He's always squeakin'.

squeak by ferdii6069 July 2, 2016