the smurfs

a code name for weed/marijuana that you use with your friends when someone suspicious is around, or it's not the right time

-at work- "Hey Cass are we getting the smurfs tonight?"

-parents are home- "Hey where did you put the smurfs, I can't find them"

by G-nasty Cass October 31, 2008

SMURFING

Sucking someones dick. (IE: smurfinsmurfette ... Smurfette was a whore, sucking can be turned into smurfin)

That bitch is a real smurfin smurfete.

by Natasha February 2, 2005

snurf

interjection

1. A word used when frustrated
~can be substituted with 'fuck', 'shit', or 'crap'

2. A word used for lack of a better word

1. (after dropping a book on your foot) "Snurf!"

2. "I'm bored. Snurf!"

by Gee Fai August 8, 2008

smurf

any little minded person in a blue uniform... lika cop. ..

yeah, 'tis been a fine party... until da smurfs showed up... playing friggin razzia-mazzia and so...

by Lisa June 16, 2003

smurf-house

v. to leave a mushroom-shaped bruise with the penis.

Her forehead got smurf-housed. He smurf-housed his girlfriend's forehead.

by The one and only Bill Davis February 23, 2008

Smurfadies

Little leeches that suck onto your skin and don't let go until every drop of blood is out of your body. If taken off early will cause disease.

Dad: Watch out for smurfadies son.
Son: DAD SMURFS DONT EXIST!!!
Dad: Not Smurfs, Smurfadies, little bloodsucking monsters that will give u AIDS

by CuteWords, TerrifyingMeanings! May 24, 2009

Smurf

Another term for Fuck you, of the word fuck itself, or anything to do with fuck or fucking.

Guy #1: "I saw you leave with Jackie yesterday."
Guy #2: " Yeah, I smurfed her in the smurfing hole..."
Guy #1: o.e

by Perverted Juicebox November 15, 2010