Spoon Handle

The name of the shaft of a pornstar's penis in a kitchen scene.

La-a(Ladasha) spilled egg all over Senor Nick's spoon handle.

by Gary Coleman's Forearm April 18, 2010

Poon Spoon

your cock

I was hanging out with Kim last night, she finally let me dip the Poon Spoon in!

by Boo Koo Dinero June 2, 2018

Lady Spoon

Involves two women in the traditional act of "spooning" wherein the "lady spoon" takes on the traditional roll of "Big" spoon, which is typically thought of as being reserved for men when involving a man and a woman.

Mrs. "Jones" loves to "Lady Spoon" Mrs. "Smith" in bed, in the pool or where ever she can.

by DHutchF July 7, 2011

magic spoons

slang word for massive boobs, generally used when they are in close vicinity.

Guy 1: Dude check out her magic spoons
Guy 2: Woah!

by jdawd March 9, 2009

Elevator Spooning

When you are standing in an elevator and people decide it is a good idea to get as close as humanly possible instead of using the open space.

Man that old guy was really close to you, its like he wanted to start elevator spooning.

by Kbrock723 March 4, 2013

spoon straw

An amazing invention that combines the spoon and the straw into one diabolicle utensil!

Yo i ate my coke spider with a spoon straw!

by loky-lok February 8, 2008

rent'em spoon

An idea that is not logical, feasible or legal.

Your plan to fight Mike Tyson is a rent'em spoon idea

by theeultimateone November 6, 2020