Nigga Splitzz

A straight up fly mothafucker.

Who's dat wit all the ladies? That must be Nigga Splitzz!

by jtodara December 12, 2010

splitpush

A pocket strat for the infamous SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales

Ivan: Hey guys! Wanna have fun? ;)
SKT T1 Jamil Gonzales: *splitpush noises*

by AJHadSwag July 4, 2018

slave to the slit

A man who is dominated by his wife or girlfriend and therefore has no time for leisure activities or socialising.

Chris couldn't make it tonight. I think he's become a slave to the slit.

by Quimbonda June 15, 2008

Splittin Hams

The act of a human male partaking in sexual intercourse with a female with a curvaceous ass. "Hams", pertaining to two rather large butt cheeks.

Last night I was with Sara, and I was splittin hams all night long.

by cooter_cleavage February 23, 2008

Briggsy ring-splitter

A popular homosexual practice in which a bender takes two dicks in his ass at the same time. Named after the famous gay artist Briggsy who popularised it at his renowned gay soirees in the 1990s.

It's no wonder that Briggsy walked funny. Nigel and Quentin gave me a Briggsy ring-splitter at the weekend and I haven't been able to sit down since.

by Slimy Helmet June 15, 2015

Goat Slitting

The act of cutting someone's eyes horizontally to give them 'goat slits'.

I just finished goat slitting that mad hatter's eyes.

by DaftSailor August 28, 2017

splittercore

Extreme electronic music genre. Faster than the standard Speedcore but slower than extratone. Opinions differ, but it is usually between 600 and 700bpm.

Damn this splittercore is making my head hurt

by DICDICDIC December 29, 2007