Liquor split

Liquor split

When you lick a woman’s private part..

Would you like a liquor Split

by Being Jake July 2, 2022

split sleep

When you only got a few hours of sleep before going to work. Once you finished work you go back to sleep for a few hours. You split 6-7 hours of sleep into two sleep sessions.

It's 1039pm and I ready to party until the early morning because I got my split sleep. Lets get it!

by sxross1 July 3, 2012

splitting my peas

a saying used when someone is very annoyed or in other words “triggered”

shaniac is really splitting my peas at this moment with his shenanigans

by fizzabelle January 3, 2018

Split-lip

A Bungie-endorsed insult used to describe or insult the Sangheili (The Elites) from the Halo universe.

"Get the hell out of my armoury, split-lip!" - Master Gunnery Sergeant (Halo 2 on Easy or Normal difficulty)

"When are you going to start fighting split-lip?!" - Marine taunting an Elite (Halo 3)

by That One Scottish Guy April 8, 2025

obamanana split

What happens when you poor Obama sauce on your vanilla ice cream and shove it in Mitt's asshole.

Obamanana Splits is Politics.

by Tony Waynebow July 22, 2014

split parsonality

Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.

I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

Split Bombs

When are too angry and about to explode into somebody or a group of people and can’t just bear it but if you exploded out may be it won’t be good as may cause a lot

Speaker 1: Man I wanna kill Mary she broke up with me yesterday and she is acting normal right now ... I can remember also when she ....

Speaker 2: Man split bombs and let’s have a cool drink right now

by The killer zone December 30, 2020