Sitting "OOPS!"

A sitting "OOPS!" is a person who will make a mistake even when they are doing nothing.

Oh my gosh. Look at that sitting "OOPS!". He just spilled his coffee on himself.

by Bob Chum Person December 1, 2017

splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.

Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.

by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017

shitting out a triangle

When someone is lying so much that the more shit they pull out of their ass it just makes their situation worse. The sequence of where a bad lie gets you.

"Bro, I don't want to leave this party yet, but my mom keeps asking me where I am. I'm totally shitting out a triangle right now, because i told her I am almost home. She'll kill me if she finds out.

by Platezz January 25, 2018

shitting mode

The way a human feels when his or her body is able to shit.

Individuals are not always sufficiently relaxed to take a shit ( to have a bowel movement ), they are not always in the shitting mode. When something or someone frightens a person, they enter the flight or fight mode and their body will not want to or be able to get rid of the solid waste until they have relaxed sufficiently to do so. Being relaxed is the key to being in the shitting mode. Hey, that calls to mind the fucking mode, the farting mode, the whatever mode, the thinking mode. Each mode is strictly dependent on a specific set of conditions.

by but for May 4, 2018

splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.

So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.

by MaxMad May 31, 2018

Shitting Duck

A play on the term sitting duck. If you are a shitting duck, you are helpless in your current situation, but you are also scared enough to shit your pants.

When I was threatened by that mobster, I was a shitting duck.

by MaggotHoles August 1, 2018

Spittin Kimchi

To reprimand someone with something they have done in the past that you’ve been keeping bottled up “fermenting”

Attacker: Don’t break my phone like you did with my scooter in Middle School.

Victim: Why you spittin kimchi at me for something I apologized for?

by JayOhAitchEn September 22, 2018