Spencer Quattlebaum

Really the most amazing guy you will ever meet. Has the most beautiful deep dark brown eyes that you could gaze into for hours. Is the best boyfriend anyone could ever get; handsome, funny, smart, athletic. When you are in his arms you feel like you are safe and warm and nothing will ever hurt you and you will want to freeze time right then and there. Has a strange addiction to his hats. But you can always take them after school and know that he will catch you. Sounds dangerous, but is actually the best feeling in the world when he ends up catching you. No matter how hard you try, you will never meet a guy half as good as him. And the spaces between your fingers are right where his fit perfectly. Whenever he holds your hand, you will feel like jumping around and start singing a silly love song. He always looks out for you even if you assure him, you are perfectly fine. Does not want anything to happen to his novia. He is just all around the most perfect guy you will ever meet. :)

Did you see how he was treating his girl the other night?
Yeah, he was a total Spencer Quattlebaum.

by iloveyoutimestwobaby October 6, 2011

SpenceCore

Nickname for Spencer Chamberlain, lead vocalist of metalcore band Underoath.

"Ya those singers are pretty hardcore, but SpenceCore is just nuts."

by MrDrankit July 4, 2012

Spandex Queen

A girl that wears nothing but spandex. Usually represents someone who is insecure about their lack of booty.

Yup, she's definitely the spandex queen of the college.

by nilethe146 October 13, 2015

Spandex

What tools use to describe tight clothing.

Jonah: hey fellas they're wearing spandex at the game tonight!
Everyone: Jonah, you sound like a tool

by Sourdeezal October 14, 2015

speeder wiener

When some guy does so much speed or coke his penis losses blood flow and shrinks down a lot till they come down.

TM is such a bitch tammy went to fuck him but his dick was only a speeder wiener pencil nub. LMAO lets go tell him its permanent.

by MiSFiT9083 October 17, 2015

Slender Syndrome

When a person is quiet when they walk. This usually leads to the person with Slender syndrome to scare the living hell out of any unsuspecting victim who doesn't hear them coming.

Person 1- Dude, that girl over there scared the hell out of me the other day.

Person 2- How? She looks so innocent and nice.
Person 1- She has Slender Syndrome. She's innocent and nice but quiet as hell. Watch your back.

by MotherDandy May 23, 2016

Senderos

Being called a Senderos is basically the same as playing soccer like a complete retard. Even though you try your best you fail miserably in every fucking situation.

He could have scored the goal so easily, there was no one around him and he was even in the penalty box. What a goddamn Senderos.

by JulitoJr February 14, 2017