sooty mold

The mold that grows on bug dung on plants.

Don't touch that sooty mold or you may get some tenacious, gank sickness and croak.

by angst4444 October 28, 2017

Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

Salty Pringle

A sour lad that gets pure devastated on mortal kombat

That kid is a salty pringle

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

salty snorkle

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

salty sheet

When you’ve finished yanking your wank for the night and don’t want to grab tissues

Francis: hey buddy why are your sheets so crusty?

Rodger: ehh, I usually just do the salty sheet before bed

by Slick silly December 8, 2017

Salty Jimmy

When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.

"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."

"Sounds like it hurts"

"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"

by Whiskey danger January 25, 2018

Salty Walter

When a person is being extra pissy, aka salty.

"Joshua is pissed that I didn't go down on him. He is such a Salty Walter."

by penguinpufferlovers420 May 8, 2018