Second City of the UK

Birmingham according to Wikipedia is without doubt the second city of the UK - wanabee rival Manchester is a Grim Decaying Mill Town that ranks 9th - how embarassing!

1 London 7,172,091
2 Birmingham 970,892
3 Glasgow 629,501
4 Liverpool 469,017
5 Leeds 443,247
6 Sheffield 439,866
7 Edinburgh 430,082
8 Bristol 420,556
9 Manchester 394,269

Birmingham the second city of the UK - let's all laugh at the poverty stricken grim mill town of Manchester ranked at a lowly 9th!

by Anthony H Wilson October 17, 2008

Scone Phone

A British Cell Phone, that makes scones and tea, drives on the wrong side of the road and fixes fucked up british teeth.

dude.. check out my new Scone Phone.. it fixed my fucked up teeth!

by Brittannica June 11, 2006

Fleetwood Park secondary school (FPSS)

A secondary school in Fleetwood, Surrey that has a lot of high people. Also has a very good music program, and a lot of smart Asian kids.

Wow Fleetwood Park secondary school (FPSS) is the best school ever!

by sunnynoodlerice October 25, 2018

White oaks secondary school

White oaks is located in Oakville. They have by far the hottest girls in the world. Man that school is Bombz. 95% of the kids are stoners.

Liam: yo im going to go to Holy trinity for highschool
Andre: why man White oaks secondary school is where its at

by dredog148 January 11, 2011

Brampton Centennial Secondary School

A retarded highschool in Brampton, a city near Toronto. IT fucking looks like a prison and cafeteria is smaller than that of an elementary school's. This school has kids that are so retarded they didn't even put a Urban definition of their school

BCSS (brampton centennial secondary school) was built in 1967, and im the first from that hellhole to post a definition of it, and im not even proud.

by Slicknife May 16, 2010

5 Second Rule

A myth that says that if you drop food on the floor, and pick it up within 5 seconds then it's okay to eat. But research done at University of Illinois has disproved this, and says that food picked up in under 5 seconds had a significant amount of bacteria on it.

"Ewwwww! Your gonna eat that? It's been on the floor!!" "Yeah, 5 second rule."

by JoeB24 May 27, 2007

Second mortgage

Another way of saying "too expensive" or "I cant afford it". More commonly used amongst friends who like to blow their money on random shit.

pompous friend - Guys, lets go to the Ballet after an entire day of go karting.

working class person - Im sorry dude, Im going to have to take out a second mortgage to go, so I will pass.

by Abu B Sal October 3, 2009