scottish smile

A frown.

Derives from the cultural stereotype of a Scotsman being stern and sombre when not tanked up on whiskey.

Dave's stand-up routine drew scottish smiles from the audience and was critically panned.

by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010

Beaver smile

Australian slang for Take it easy, Relax, Calm down, Don't worry, Cheer up

Beaver smile Adam, it does not worth it.

by Beaver smile_Mate May 14, 2011

dong sizer

An apparatus for measuring the size of one's dong. Actually, a repurposed pasta measurer. Available at finer beverage establishments in the La Crosse area.

Nason: I bet that guy has a tiny dong.

Steve: if only we had a dong sizer to be sure.

by Chester Pern July 2, 2011

fuck sized

Meaning someone is very fuckable.

Guy1- Bro, that girl is a rachet ass hoe
Guy2- nah, shes fuck sized

by The_Dynasty July 25, 2014

Pocket Size Stow Away Gay

A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.

“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.

by PiedPiperSoFla June 11, 2018

Plus-Sized

Size 18 or up

Person 1: Excuse me, do you have any plus-sized dresses?

Person 2: Yeah, we have a whole bunch in stock over here.

by Faaaat_Dead_Birds April 4, 2023

seven second smile

Supposedly if a love interest smiles at you for seven seconds or more at one time they are interested | Also a song by a local band ska/punk band who's name changes frequently currently "Dazed"

Jane: *smile*
John: *stare*
Jack: 5, 6, 7. Alright John seven second smile go get her bro.

by hunter mil March 27, 2008