Sammy

Has a massive cock and will make you scream (I know from experience)

Sammy you’re in too deep 😫

by drkelfman November 23, 2021

Simiyon

Pure bliss. You own a gem if you have a Simiyon in your life. You are on your right path if he is beside you. He’s powerful, smart and protective. He’s very brilliant but underestimated. He is a whole package of how women expects their men to be. Don’t play with his feelings, you’re playing with the wrong person. Extremely dangerous. He keeps even the top most secret, he’s trustworthy. His love is a private and very complicated. If you break him once you’re gonna lose him a lifetime.

Friends: how are you confident everyday?
Me: I have a lion behind me.
Friends: lion??!!
Me : I have Simiyon behind me.

by Power Source November 23, 2021

Simmon

Simmon is a guy who hates cutting people off on the freeway. He’s a phenomenal cook, a great listener and loves world history (with an emphasis on royal dynasties). Some say he’s classy while others think he’s mysterious. Either way, he always smells and looks SEXY. Simmon is probably wearing a grey suit and a black dress shirt, tucked in, no tie, with the top two buttons undone. Simmon is also single, but not for long.

“Did you invite Simmon!?”

“Well duh! I mean, what else are we going to look at?”

by Say it ain’t so. November 23, 2021

Sammy

He has a massive cock that will make you scream!!! (I know from experience)

SAMMY, MY PUSSY IS EXPLODING

by drkelfman November 24, 2021

Sammy

Sammy, a great boyfriend and best friend to ever have, always has your back 24/7, funny, kind, trustful. And pretty. Has a grate personality. I trust him with my whole life and heart, and will always be here for you. We love Sammy, he will NEVER fail to put a smile on your face. He's the best.

Person: omg! Have you seen Sammy recently?

Other person: oh yeah! He's been know as the best friend and boyfriend!

by wellthanksian November 25, 2021

Sammy

VERY VERY Sweet... They are the literal most boring person person ever... They also eat cat hair and lint for breakfast never ask Sammy to barrow her conditioner she will literally chug the bottle so you won't get to use it ... Ps. They suck

Sammy that freakin #!$#*.

by Misss DIRTY DAN November 27, 2021

siemy

Perfect guy kind could be mean strong not weak loves vr slaps hard

Strong fast slapping Siemy

by Siemy November 29, 2021