semen brothers

Semen brothers are men who had slept with the same women

How many semen brothers do you have?

by Kuehlstein November 2, 2017

semibisexual

straight with extra steps

invalid :D

chad: what's your sexuality?
brad: semibisexual.
chad: make me homophobic and im gay

by cheesychad August 11, 2021

computer semi-literate

A recovering Luddite, new to computers with a low skill level.

I ain't no computer semi-literate...I found the urban dictionary, didn't I?

by harry flashman July 17, 2003

Second Hand Semen

The residual effects of a blowjob still remaining upon a womans lips in the immediate hours after said blowjob.

So your friend got a blowjob on the way to meet you, and you know this. And when she goes to kiss you on the cheek after dinner you step back quickly because you dont want any of your friends second hand semen from her lips, and or mouth to reach any portion of your skin.

This happens to Larry David in season 7, episode 2 of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

by RNail June 3, 2010

poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat

Mishearing lyrics in the song SAD! by XXXTentacion

guy 1: "why does this song say poo eyes semen nacho feather leather coat"
guy 2: "it doesn't say that, your just mishearing it"

by 0oiejr3ikg October 3, 2020

semen junkie

an ingorant whore of a cumguzzler who apparently let the jizz go to her head

that oliver sure is a semen junkie

by billy&mallorie November 22, 2004

Semen

A man who works on a ship or boat.

Hey captain! I need your semen on my poopdeck right now!

by Dante Sitwell March 21, 2007