Smooth Sailor 

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

Smooth Sailor by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Wayward sailor 

A wandering sailor; always searching for calm; struggles in and with conforming society; enjoys being alone, craves company but then leaves abruptly for the comfort of their wandering nature alone

The wayward sailor enjoyed having drinks with friends from long ago, but quickly retired to his boat and felt the comfort of knowing what he wouldn’t know until morning.

Wayward sailor by T4me11 March 20, 2022

ALLAHU SAILAHI

Kahiem Roel Soleimy allahu sailahi strictly no violence being the bodily diaphragm of the tri LOKA in Jainism with hooligan sexual rituals with nuns redeeming his past deeds allowing women to redeem their sins and deeds to liberate enlightened mentality.

Madhadron Roeloka Soleimy allahu sailahi

ALLAHU SAILAHI by JaiMarxism May 5, 2022

Dirt sailing 

When a man takes his erect penis and in a smooth "sailing" motion runs it along the butthole of a prone person.

The other day Kenny tied a little sail to his dick and went dirt sailing before throwing a piece of eight on her back!

Dirt sailing by Habberstamp July 9, 2022

dead sailor 

When you are having vaginal sex and it slips in the wrong hole

Last night John and I were doing it and I swear he tried to dead sailor me on purpose!

dead sailor by Realest g around February 17, 2023

Tag Sailing

Tag Sailing is like a pub crawl but with tag sales. One right after another. Usually on a weekend.

The town-wide tag sale is today. Who wants to go Tag Sailing?

Tag Sailing by Randwulf0969 June 24, 2023

nutty sailor 

When you having sex with a women in a bath tub and cum in the water. Afterwards you blow the floating cum into her mouth.

Ted and Wanda were taking a bath the other night when he gave her a nutty sailor.

nutty sailor by Rub_a_dub_chub February 8, 2025