Sack Whack on the Back Crack

The act of thrusting the man junk so far into a woman's (or man's if you are homosexual) anus multiple times that the balls consistently slap against the "host's" butt cheeks making a sound like a great high five.

KirtKanReed: "i am soo hungover bro, i can't remember anything about last night."

ChadKant: "you wouldn't want to."

Zenovia's Playa: " YEAH! BECAUSE CHAD GAVE YOU THE sack whack on the back crack WHILE YOU WERE SHIT FACED DRUNK LAST NIGHT AND PASSED OUT ON THE COUCH!"

by Zenovia's Playa June 14, 2009

sack tits

Where a boy sticks his sack on or in between a girls tits..

Katelyn: i want you to stick your balls on my chest?

Will: okay, sack tits..

by $P3NC3 September 1, 2009

Wet Sack

A person who will not attend a popular engagement without a reasonable excuse. Popular between scottish friends.

#1"You no' coming down the Pub?"

#2"Aye, no' I'm gonnie stay in and watch Big Brother"

#1"Ya pure wet sack, come down the pub!"

#2"No"

by PureWhetto#1 November 12, 2009

Money Sack

When your cock is completely limp, slap that bitch in the palm of your hand, close your fist around it, and pull it up towards your stomach. Your balls will then hang down from the bottom of your closed fist like a big ol' sack of money. Spread your legs, snap a picture, and send it to a an online hottie. She'll get so wet that she'll spread her nasty beef curtains and send you a picture back.

The money sack works best with pathetically short dicks, as it is easier to fit the entire dong in your hand (this is crucial). Also note that the stretchier your nuts, the better the money sack. The lower the money sack hangs, the more effective the results will be.

The money sack is also used as currency, so you can use it as payment for things like Craigslist ads, eBay listings, or your federal taxes.

--Noun--
Jim: "I just got done doing my taxes."
Nate: "Nice. How much are you getting back?"
Jim: "None. I owe the fuckers another twenty bucks."
Nate: "That sucks, man."
Jim: "I know. Now I'm going to have to send the bastards a money sack."

--Verb--
Craig: "Check out this chick I'm chatting with. She is smokin' fucking hot."
Mike: "Wow, you aren't kidding. She send you any nudes?"
Craig: "Not yet. I'm trying to get some."
Mike: "Dude, money sack that bitch. Works every time."

by Bud Vuck McGee August 14, 2012

sad sack

1. a sack of sadness

2. a character from the 80's childrens cartoon "Raggy Dolls"

fuck you're a sad sack
don't be such a sad sack or i'll punch you in the mouth

by sad sack August 4, 2005

sack-lumpos

these are produced after a male beaing has had a hernia in the scrotal region. the muscles contract creating an odd pointed shape with two bright red dots on each testicle. the main difference between these and scrotum tits are that in the case of sack-lumpos, milk does not seap out o fthe scrotal pores.

"Yo! shit! i got some fuckin sack-lumpos, dog!"
"My bitch won't fuck me, because my sack-lumpos is nasty, b"
"My sack-lumpos is itchy, dog"
"When i rub my sack-lumpo nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise"

by am h December 18, 2005

snacky

A state in which you are just hungry enough to eat a snack but not for a whole meal.

I'm pretty snacky right now, I think I'll go get some brownies!

by skiracer901 December 10, 2004