salty carlos

A salty Carlos

A salty Carlos is a hamaphrodites genital secretion covered over a Monte Carlo biscuit and injested through the bum hole

We bought heaps of salty Carlos’ at the all male brothel and “ate” them all in one day

by Coxysauras April 27, 2021

Salty Leach

One who gets very angry very easily.

I would stay away from Ryan today, he is a salty leach.

by V3ry S3xy Ryan November 27, 2018

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022

salty jangey

When your math teacher whips a student with his anal beads all the while screaming about dogs and logs

"Ugh, Mr. Langevin gave Nicole a Salty Jangey! Again!"

by saltyjangey101 March 10, 2015

Salty Jimmy

When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.

"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."

"Sounds like it hurts"

"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"

by Whiskey danger January 25, 2018

Salty Dalty

The act of drinking the discharge out of a bloody vagina.

Hey man, im gonna go home and have a Salty Dalty with my ol' lady.

by Flesh Mountain March 6, 2022

salty lady

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.

John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!

by Lane Ass February 11, 2022