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salty avocado 

Thomas and ava mushed together to make a couple
Thomas and ava couple of salty avocado
salty avocado by THICCCCCCC BOI August 26, 2019

Salty sand hole 

When you lick a females asshole after she was sitting on the beach all day.
Man sandy's ass hole was like sand paper..she has one salty sand hole.

salty teabag 

Putting a used condom in somebody's drink
Yeah dude i totally just salty teabagged John
salty teabag by Memer9000 January 2, 2020

salty britches 

Being upset about something small for an extended period of time, or pathologically being perturbed. Similar to sassy pants and being salty.
Calm down salty britches, it's not that big of a deal.
salty britches by lorddrook January 20, 2020

Salty Straw 

The white substance that comes out of a man’s pee hole after jerking it.
“Hey dad, can I taste some of your salty straws?”
“Fuck off Jason, I’m saving it for your brother.”
Salty Straw by Yeetus de fetus June 19, 2020

Salty peach 

Eating pussy that’s been on the boat or on the beach all day!
I was eating pussy one afternoon that was out on the island all days. Wow that was one salty peach!
Salty peach by The Peach Eater September 22, 2020