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court-sport

a large breasted mamal. extremely goofy. an idiot. fun. slightly retarded (more than slightyly) a great friend
man-court sport wat the hell are you doing?

cp- being a goofy, idiot, fun, retarded friend what the hell do you think?

man- shut the flip up *turkey slaps court-sport*

nun-amen
by Hannah.Bdog April 8, 2007
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Sports Fan

A term used to describe someone, usually someone younger, who thinks they know something but their understanding is very basic or wrong.
Example 1
Son- Being a doctor is easy. You don’t need a degree just google what’s wrong with them and write a prescription.

Father- Hold on there sports fan. It’s a little bit more complicated than that.

Example 2
Friend 1 - Man,,, That old MF tryin to tell me how to box. He don’t know shit switch his old ass.

Friend 2 - Ok sports fan,,,, you do know that old MF was Mike Tyson right?
by Supascience September 3, 2021
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Extreme Sport

A difficult, high pressure activity, often under time constraint, with potentially catastrophic effects if it goes even slightly wrong. Examples include: Doing your homework as the teacher is collecting it, trying to fairly split food with your sibling, and deciding among 15 other students who shares with who when there are only 7 bed-like surfaces in your assigned cabin.
Friend 1: Oh, did your mom question you about why we needed the gasoline?
Friend 2: Yeah, that discussion was an extreme sport alright, you don’t want to know!
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Sports

People didn't come up with sports as a way to battle for superiority or break records, and not everybody that has ever played or been involved in sports has done it for that reason, or has to get used to or accept people doing it for that reason. Sports are called a pastime because they are a way to enjoy passing time, nothing more, nothing less. They really are stupid fucking games, and don't indicate a whole lot about who somebody really is while not playing sports. For examle, somebody having talent at a sport isn't the same thing as somebody doing something heroic in real life. Somebody failing at a sport doesn't indicate that they are cowardly in every situation in their life. Every team that has won championships and titles has lost or not gone to the playoffs more than they've won titles when their entire team history is examined/looked at, even the teams/players that won the most or hold the most records. Holding nothing sacred but winning is silliness, not seriousness.
The kinds of people that try to get people to take sports seriously are the same kinds of people that try to get people to take the coronavirus/vaccinations/masks, or anything else they use to scare people with, seriously. People already take all the wrong things seriously and get mad about all the wrong things, which is why you have people getting shot after an NBA Finals celebration. There are things in life to get mad about certainly, but no matter who wants to get you mad about them, sports are games.
by The Original Agahnim July 22, 2021
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Gentleman’s Sport

A sport containing a high majority of white participants.
Wow, the NHL has more than 90 percent white dudes playing, it’s for sure a gentleman’s sport.
by asswhooper223 November 23, 2019
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Major Sport

Activity that is demanding of physical prowess, it is competitive and it makes you sweat a lot (this includes cleaning)
by Ten Inches January 1, 2012
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