A man who wanders gyms nationwide and looks completely ridiculous. He has biceps that are just ridiculously disproportional to the rest of his body, which causes him to not be able to fully extend or lower his arms. A slam pig has little to no social skills, and communicates only through grunts and glares. Occasionally, the slam pig will wander out of the gym until he realizes that he is unacceptable in society, and must rely on the gym for shelter.
Mr. Man is always at the gym when I am there...he grunts at the gym folk and he look RIDICULOUS...he appears to be gentle but you never know...you never know with a slam pig...
by Deez Nuts22 April 14, 2008
Get the slam pigmug. When you cup your hand above someones chest and push down on their tits. Usually done after scooping someone
by jack hunt June 9, 2011
Get the slam dunkmug. "Erin is a fucking Slam-tard...But kinda hot." - Chris's bad side.
"That's fine, she doesn't have to talk when you do her." - Chris's other bad side.
"That's fine, she doesn't have to talk when you do her." - Chris's other bad side.
by -V(ChXc)- September 7, 2007
Get the slam-tardmug. by pdude618 June 18, 2016
Get the ham slammug. by fibromyalgia pizza March 27, 2020
Get the slam saucemug. Completely, utterly and without remourse so drunk that the next day you wake up and don't even recognize your own house.
by Ben Filippini May 24, 2003
Get the Slam-Hammedmug. by the Chillburger April 6, 2009
Get the slam dunkmug.