Simp

stupid internet millennial parasite

Simp a stupid meme word made by stupid teenagers

by superiorbreed June 1, 2020

Simp

A man who puts women on a pedastal when she clearly doesn't deserve it. He thinks all women are victims and they barely do any wrong. He usually does this to gain favor with women aka try to have sex with her.

That guy is a Simp.

by The Simpless July 11, 2019

Simp

Someone who has loved a girl for 5 years but doesn't express his feelings for her.The simps are ready to buy anything for the girl they love.Often the first name of the simp people is Victor and often the girl they love her name is Sarah.

Victor loves Sarah pelletier and he doesn’t express his emotion for her or over express his emotions for her.

Victor:Oh Sarah you are my cutest friend, i love you so much, I'm going to wait until you're no more boyfriend to be your bae.

Sarah: Shut the fuck up you are so simp and ugly, you can be my friends if you want but not my bae!

by Anti-Simp is so good May 21, 2021

Simp

You :)

Damn, so you're simping for her?

by Chickennuggetchan May 8, 2020

Simp

A man that indeed chooses a girl over THE BOYS. Worst cases of simping are paying for girls, spending all their time with their girl instead of THE BOYS, and always talking to their girl and not THE BOYS. Stop your friend from being a simp by noticing the signs, your boy will start to be more distant until he is a full fledged simp. If you need call the simp hotline at 954-668-8729

“Damn my dog river a simp now, he always hangin with bella.”

by mikeurquiaga January 8, 2020

Simp

If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe you’re a simp.

Dylan won’t hop on minecraft with the boys bc he’s w his girl being a SIMP.

by DylanIsASimp April 8, 2020

Simp

Teenage boys way of making fun of a guy who actually treats his girl well

Boy 1: “I just got my gf chocolate and movie for a her birthday, I hope she likes them.”

Boy 2: “Haha SIMP”

by Chid3ra April 30, 2020