Secret

Something nobody knows about.

If somebody knows a dude would fuck a dude (even one other person), even if it's not widely known, then it's not a secret. A badly kept secret isn't a secret.

by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021

Victoria's secret

Victoria's secret is that she is a female-to-male transsexual.

This tightly-held secret was betrayed by Julie Andrews in 1982 comedy musical Victor/Victoria, causing Victoria to retreat straight back into the closet.

It's unfortunate that Victoria's secret was exposed by the mainstream film industry. What could've been if she had been free to express her true gender identity?

by bitchuck October 30, 2025

pink secret

A naughty secret between girls.

Larissa has a pink secret but won't tell me!

by saltedcat November 29, 2020

secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better

“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”

by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021

secret dinner

Literally any dinner an adult goes to and doesn’t happen to invite every friend they have.

Carlos went to another secret dinner so I guess we have to figure out our own dinner.

by Charlie Parsons November 29, 2020

Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosm

Roronoa Zoro's move he used on Pica from one piece, cutting Pica in half.

Zoro: Santoryu Secret Ability: The Billion-fold World Trichiliocosm!
Pica: 0-{ --<

by anonymous February 16, 2024

Secret Slag

A Secret Slag is someone who loves gossip. Once they get their hands on a little bit of information, they turn it into a big drama.

E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.

Me: I knew you were a secret slag!
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.

by ArranAuth October 27, 2022