Captain Saveaho

When a simp tries to defend a female behaving badly.

She was getting arrested for drunk & disorderly and kicked a cop, but here comes Captain Saveaho to try and defend her.

by Testoclese February 16, 2026

swindon saves

When your mate hands you a rollup smoked down to the filter

Oi, that's Swindon saves

by sanandreas May 6, 2025

Money saved

And do you want to know why the cost you are paying to build it is irrelevant?

Hym "Because you've been trying to build it for 20 years! Without the theory... MY THEORY you have been throwing money into the trash bin for years. I actively prevent the continuation of that waste by being better and more intelligent than everyone. AND... Your input is contingent on MY input. My input literally exists in a vacuum. Without the theory you don't have a thing dump money into. There is no counter-veiling theory. The one you are using NOW and the one is Singapore that is 100x faster are both my theory. You are paying for the money saved."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2025

Vibe Saver

Something that positively salvaged the ambience and general energy of a situation.

"Wow that pizza was genuinely a vibe saver."

by chipachops August 16, 2025

Flavor saver

The string on thong underwear that rides along your butt crack and across your anus. Usually is discolored due to poor wiping and smells of sweat mixed with ass juice and fecal matter. Unisex in nature. Also known as butt floss.

Gay Guy 1: When I went down to eat your ass, I pulled the flavor saver aside and got a wiff of extreme swamp ass. That got me bricked instantly.
Gay Guy 2: That's hot bro. Now eat my ass.

by Assman1969 November 7, 2025

Day light saver

A woman who only likes white men

Don't bother with the day light savers over there they only luv them some white man

by xtreme81 March 6, 2010

compulsive torx-bit saver

A do-it-yourselfer who never discards the little screwdriver-tips that come in boxes of torx deck-screws, even though there's always a fresh bit included in every box of screws.

My buddies jokingly call me a compulsive torx-bit saver because I don't throw out still-usable screwdriver-tips from boxes of screws, but I figger that, hey --- I already paid for the tips when I bought the screws, so why not save them in case I need one to use with other screws in the future?

by QuacksO October 1, 2018