The Salty Chapstick

When you cover your dick in butter and sprinkle salt on your nutsack. The lips around the member pushes all the butter up and in turn moisturises her lips.

Person 1: I gave her The Salty Chapstick last night.

Person 2: No way, did her tongue dig through your pubes to get to the salt?

by MuffinMuncher24 May 1, 2022

Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.

I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.

by Buttery Egg roll January 9, 2022

salty stalactite

When you ejaculate up onto your ceiling and, with enough time, the cum slowly drips and hardens into an organic stalactite formation.

Jeffrey's ceiling is a pleasure-filled canvas of salty stalactites after he's ejaculated.

by rentahorror May 24, 2022

salty lady

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.

John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!

by Lane Ass February 11, 2022

salty peeper

"salty peeper" is an English phrase referring to when a person gets semen in their eye, with "salty" referring to the typical taste of semen and "peeper" referring to the person's eye, thus their peeper is being described as salty.

Last night, I was watching some bukkake porn and the girl got a bunch of semen in her right eye, then one of the guys said; "woah, would you look at that salty peeper"

by Matt8Wats October 20, 2021

salty bella

Bella’s that don’t like the definition of Dirty Bella

Salty Bella downvoted the definition of Dirty Bella

by Handyman Bran February 16, 2022

Salty Mermaid

A blow job given in a hot tub that ends with cum on your face.

Don't use Jenny's parents hot tub. Kenny gave her a Salty Mermaid in there last weekend when her parents were out of town.

by Pdicki February 22, 2022