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Sexy russian singles

It's not a scam you should totally click the links trust me. Also your cars warranty has expired.
by Drink water o13f October 7, 2021
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you play Russian Roulette with a glock

A very advanced insult that is required to use when somebody is doing something that will almost always get them jailed or killed.
Person 1: Bro I'm gonna go clean my toaster in the bathtub, will you go plug it in for me?
Person 2: I bet you play Russian Roulette with a glock
Person 1: What does that mean?
Person 2: It doesn't matter wheres the sparkplug
by Very Tall Midget October 28, 2021
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When two people randomly load a revolver with two bullets, two blanks, and leave two chambers empty. One person randomly spins the cylinder and fires at the other. If it clicks, they fuck. If it’s a blank, they marry. If it fires…
“I had to leave her she kept insisting that we play fuck marry kill Russian roulette

“Damn that’s psycho. Glad you got outta that”
by cougarpuzzlebox August 5, 2023
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remember, no russian

the final words said before you lost the small bit of innocence you had left
remember, no russian

S C R E A M I N G
by beans have been fried February 9, 2022
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Russian Bear

1. During the 1970's porn movement, an actor who's character resembled a large russian male with a heavy accent, limited english vocabulary, hairy chest, and beard (similar to that of a lumberjack).

2. Strong and Intimidating. Capable off crushing your body with their bare hands.
Ben: You seen this one yet?
Brett: No, sure is old though. Couldn't you have found some newer stuff? The girls in this don't even shave..
Ben: Haha! Look at his hairy old ass.
Brett: (with thick accent) Like russian bear, I break your legs!
by Bstylie November 16, 2006
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Russian Cockblock

When a russian man cock blocks you by actually cutting off your dick and balls and stuffing it in your mouth so you get none from any direction.
Male: Hey baby.
Female: Let's do it.
Russian Cockblocker: Karate chop!
Male: That was my dick.(Says with a full mouth)
by Dylan( Caveman) Urquidez May 16, 2008
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Russian Sauna

The act of releasing a dense air-biscuit under the covers of your bed, while trapping your significant other and forcing them to breathe in the gaseous, concentrated evil. On occasion, there may be a small release of liquid dark matter, depending on the force in which the stink cloud is released.

a.k.a. dutch oven
Pete: Hey James, what's that smell?

James: It's the glorious reminder of the russian sauna I sat baking in last night.

Pete: Uuunngh!

James then looks over and sees Pete with his back turned, angrily masturbating, with tears streaming down his cheeks.
by Paloobadeedoo September 10, 2009
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