Roberts' Law

The law that states that even if you don't do anything to a computer, it will still mysteriously find a way to mess up.

My computer stopped working, I haven't even messed with anything on it. I'm thinking Roberts' Law took effect.

by MagicPotato January 17, 2017

Robert Doggart

from the eponymous shitty racist with a failed terrorism plot, meaning pathetic or worthless.

Jeff left his wife and new born baby, what a Robert Doggart.

by thecourtofpublicopinion February 18, 2017

Robertois Honeus Mustardis

A person who has an extreme and unhealthy addiction to honey mustard.

Person 1: Hey look at Roberto Brillon eating honey mustard .

Person2: I heard he is a Robertois Honeus Mustardis!

Person 1: Stay as far away as possible or else you’ll become addicted as well.

by Asianduck November 30, 2017

robert-loui

Sexy man

Ur hella robert-loui

by Sexyclout May 3, 2018

Robert Keeler

A champion of men who was wrongfully impriosned for self defense.

Wow that guys a real Robert Keeler, a true champion.

by Austinsdum May 11, 2018

Robert Miovsky

Coolest dude you'll ever meet.

Robert Miovsky is Robert Miovsky.

by GR8iTUD June 10, 2018

Robert

Robert are weird and funny and some time needs to chill Robert usually hang out with Genevha and possibly Genevha tell Robbie that they like them but sometimes Robert don't say yes they rejecte them in a " nice" way Robbie mostly never really care about genevha Robert will or could be friends with a genevha,a jayla,an Owen or more they r usually in to fortnite and other games leaves you texting your self but will respond ones in a while and is a genevha best friend for life😍😍😍

Person 1- oh that's a Robert he reagected lots oh girls person 2- oh he is a player

by MISSGOBBSNOB July 31, 2018