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Roach News Network

Roach News Network is a news source that covers a wide range of topics including
-politics
-controversial people
-conspiracy's
-random topics
It's CEO Asmongold is fair and try to see both sides of an argument although his bias sometimes gets in the way he is still right 95% of the time
Person1: Roach News Network is the only trustworthy news source

Person2: no you're just retarded

Person1: at least i don't doomscroll reddit all day unlike you
by hell's playwright Louis January 28, 2025
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roachmoder

An FTM who embraces the discord mod gooner life style
Woaw Chase is such a based roachmoder
by 4tranner January 31, 2025
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Roach Month

Roach Month is an annual celebration, traditionally celebrated during the month of February, invented by a group of genius pot smoking teens, in which participants will collect earned roaches to win a prize.

Any rotation during roach month must be 3 toke pass until the end, no more, no less.

In order for a roach to count, it must be smoked with one or more participant's of the roach month games so that it can be verified.

During roach month there must be one designated roach master, this person's job is to keep the flow of roach month smooth.

The roach master does not collect roaches and if they win a roach, a challenge will be given to the other participants. Whoever wins the challenge gains that roach.

February 15th is known as Roach Day, on this day all participants will dress up in their best dress and celebrate their love for the herb.

At the end of the month, each participant will hand their bag to the designated roach master. The roach master will count the roaches and the participant with the most roaches will win a special prize.
"Guys it's February, that means it's Roach Month!"

"Gosh i'm so excited for Roach Month!"

"I wonder who is going to get the roach"
by costcopizzadog February 14, 2025
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Roach

A person with bad credit who is hard to get approved for a loan, usually a car or home loan.
This customer is roach and may be difficult to get approved for a loan.
We’re working with an roach customer, so approval options may be limited.
by NeonHaze January 29, 2026
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Roached

“I roached out to you a few weeks ago, you never responded.”
by dime & dyl May 14, 2025
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Rabaca

the baddest bitch in town, dont play with her or eat her food

face card is tea, body TEAA, and she pretty
“she’s such a rabaca”
“she’s serving rabaca”
by taylorrussellismyqueen May 15, 2025
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Roaching

To throw ass in a manner so nasty that even the roaches are disgusted
Im roaching so hard right now! / I seem to have roached all over you, my apologies.
by Notsoswift September 23, 2025
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