Raging boner

A giant ass dick that is hard as a rock and hard to control

Dude I had this raging boner last night and I have jerked of 20 times and it’s still there

by Pepepeeepeepepepepepepepe May 23, 2019

Un-Rage

Pretty much anything that is the opposite of rage. Complaining about your fourth shot, not making out with a girl "because you are more drunk than she is", saying that you're too drunk for a half shot, etc. Many "Un-Rage" kids come to college with the mindset that they are rage, and need to be proven otherwise.

"Bro, I'm so drunk right now!"
"Hell ya Mike, take this shot."
"Nah, I'm too drunk."
"You've had five shots Mike...so Un-Rage"

by Aggzilla September 1, 2011

Rage Cleaning

The act of performing domestic chores whilst in a furious rage.

"My god, I am so f*cking pissed off with him!!!!" - she says as she aggressively scrubs the mirror while Rage Cleaning.

by Csaur August 29, 2016

RaGe Sniping

A gay sniping team with gay people that are on stage 4 of cancer.

Rage Sniping is so fucking gay that Linksk gave blowjobs to the gay kids in there.

by anonymouseXE March 18, 2019

Cute-rage

The sight of something so effing cute, such as a beagle puppy playing, or any cute puppy, or baby dressed in a onesie that makes them look like a bear or some other fuzzy cute animal. Take an already cute baby, add the onesie multiplier effect and it is too much for most passionate, feeling people to take. Once the cute-rage has occurred, this energy must be dissipated by punching something, typically a large pillow which provides enough resistance for the blows to feel satisfying or hugging the kid/dog so hard their eyes pop out; as this is not an option, you hit the pillow and run around swearing about the cuteness. Cute-rage CANNOT and does not occur with inanimate objects. The DSM only defines cute-rage to occur after seeing a living thing that is off-the-charts cute, or doing something similarly cute.

Holy fawking shit, did you see that four-year-old dressed up as a lion? He had a tail, the hood with ears a la Max from Where the Wild Things Are, whiskers painted on his chubby little cheeks! When he trick-or-treated my house I almost punched a hole in the door from the cute-rage; I was so overtaken by his off-the-charts cuteness! He even growled at me with this little kid voice before the "trick-or-treat".

by The Fig February 24, 2011

rage gauge

a figurative meter one may have to convey the intensity reading of to another to let them know how big they plan on going party wise. (using reverse rainbow order so violet being lowest and red being highest)

Mike: Let's pick up a case and then hit a few bars

Brad: What's your rage gauge reading right now

Mike: sort of a light teal , but it's definitely rising. What about you.

Brad: I would have to say like a dirty mauve color....let do son let do!

by provider44 January 18, 2010

Raging krakatoa

The act of a pimple or other skin deformation covering the urethra hole of a penile shaft.

I had to reschedule my appointment with the gigolo because I had a raging krakatoa.

by Elena Vespirio July 26, 2010