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when someone does something bizarre/inappropriate or out of the ordinary!
this dodgy lad who was on a training course with me used to try and impress everyone by doing something unusual at an inapropriate time so we nicknamed him Randy-Random lol, like stick his work up his shirt pretend he forgot where he put it and then in a mr.bean voice would pull it out and say, something stupid like JAM JARS AND CRAZY CARS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BABY DOING HERE? Random!!!
by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
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Anyone who keeps guitar picks, sugar packets, stink bombs, computer chips with viruses on them, a palm pilot, and fortune cookie fortunes in their pockets all at the same time.
Random person: "Yeah and I also have a stink bomb somewhere in here...Crap! Where'd it go?"
Normal person: "Wow. I'm leaving."
by 120000417 September 30, 2006
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used as an emphasis of the word Random; used instead of the word Random
ex. Can be used to describe something, "Sally is telling the most randomest story I've ever heard!"

ex. Can be used to describe an action, "Someone jumped off a car into a garbage can!" "Gee wiz! That's the randomest thing I've heard all day!"

ex. Can be used to describe someone, "That kid has got to be the most randomest kid I've ever known!"

NOTE: Does not need the word 'most' infront of it.
by Storvick January 9, 2006
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Being random is fun, all my friends are random. But I am but a humble person, so I must abide by the nonsensical humour of my fellow friendlings and be random too.
Cheese. = Ims random.
by SarahTheSpectacular January 11, 2008
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A girl who you have no idea who is gives you head and you never speak to or receive head from ever again.
Sharukh got head from that randomer.
by Jack Lineweaver October 1, 2007
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An act by a person that is unexpected or just weird.
dam what the hell was that you random
mofo.
by djz009 May 6, 2003
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a person who you bump into, normally in a club or a festival campsite, who comes up and talks to you, and you have a long pointless conversation. normally the random and yourself are pissed when said conversation occurs. if in a festival campsite, give the random a beer, or wine or dope.
We' were getting stoned at Glasto, when this random wearing a Velvet Underground T-Shirt came into our circle and chatted to us about his vision he had.
by wonderfool December 1, 2003
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