eat yellow paint

to do what you think will make you happy

yellow is a happy color so eat yellow paint if you think that will make you happy.

by sopmacsirk August 10, 2019

Feel like a painting

when you're "feeling like a painting", you're in a state where you feel happy or calm and bliss

I have completed all of my tasks and i'm ready for bed, i feel like a painting right now

by Lolirv September 4, 2019

Dutch Spray-painting

When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.

Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.

by A.D.N. July 12, 2022

Swedish half-pint

A half-pint of liquor poured in to a normal-sized pint

Mate, can you get me a Swedish half-pint of Guinness?
Yeah, bro, no worries. One Guinness in a Swedish half-pint coming up.

by viktorious_mm September 21, 2023

paintball

Paintball.
An amazing kickass source of adrenaline that will take a week to come down from. Why spend sunday going to church when you could be shooting little kids with rental guns. What do you think Jesus would?

Dude. I spent all of sunday playing paintball. And guess who showed up?

Who?

JESUS!!!!!!!

by Sam The Sham who's nickname is Wam December 15, 2008

painting the deck furniture

phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.

employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."

by h-dub July 28, 2004

Paint the Porcelain

An explosive spray of diarrhea such that the innards of the toilet are coated in the chocolate colored substance.

Oh man, i shouldn't have eaten that taquito. I'm about to paint the porcelain!

by Raven3113 April 19, 2009