Pre-Date Jitters

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach

Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...

by srav December 27, 2010

pre-ripped jeans

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.

John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....

by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008

pre-game plop

Taking a poo before going out to a party.

Sammy: "Where is AlPal? I'm growing a mustache we've been waiting so long."

Carla: "I don't know, but do you smell that?"

(Alli walks out from the bathroom)

Alli: "Don't go in there for a while, I just took a pre-game plop."

by Sac Shittles February 5, 2010

Ketchup pre-cum

the watery liquid that comes from the ketchup bottle prior to the actual ketchup. Similar to mustard pre-cum

I forgot to shake the bottle first and doused my dog with ketchup pre-cum! gross

by so fresh and so colleen June 3, 2015

pre-diarrhea fart

That fart that is so god-awful and carries a signature smell that you know you're going to have diarrhea soon.

I was sitting at the table in the restroom and let out a pre-diarrhea fart. It smelled so bad everyone around me starting gagging. I then proceeded toward the restroom as soon as possible.

by Kiete February 29, 2012

Pre-Workout-Poop

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.

John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.

by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016

Pre Shag Wank

The strategy a man undertakes to avoid being ahead of schedule.

AKA, Tactical wank.

Ginger: Where the hell is Dave?
Jono: Heckfire... I dunno... His new lady's staying over later, I guess he's having a pre shag wank.
Ginger: That explains it.

by tetsuo jones August 26, 2009