by THUNDER BOLT February 26, 2013
Get the Purple Poon mug.Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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The ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. Aged between 16 and 21. It can only be described as god poon.
*all hail the mighty god poon* - god poon worshippers
"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"
"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
"oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!"
"DUDDDDEEE!"
"dre, she had god poon!!!!!" - myself
by dean, dreas, henndawg and chrislips April 25, 2008
Get the god poon mug.When a chick’s poon is so damn hairy it looks like she’s wearing Daniel Boone’s coon skin cap tween her legs. A thick, hirsute mons and a trail of hair stretching all the way up her ass crack.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
That slut I picked up last night was a Daniel Poone. I ate her out bean to butthole and butthole to bean. Braaahhh I’m still spitting hair.
by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
Get the Daniel Poon mug.The act of drying your vagina with a blow dryer because you have run out of toilet paper due to the coronavirus pandemic.
by Hot Poon March 12, 2020
Get the Hot Poon mug.A group of 3 or more males who, at all times, avoid and/or repel women. Some anti-poon squad members can be identified by their nervous shuffles and lack of eye contact. If you see the women in the room quickly leaving by way of making up lame excuses there is an anti-poon squad member among you.
Girl: Oh hi.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.
Anti-poon squad member: Hello, are you excited for the new Call of Duty to come out?
Girl: umm...I have to...go put air in my tires.
by bobbyvee November 7, 2009
Get the anti-poon squad mug.The result of placing ones penis into a bootyhole then remove said penis then inserting it into a vagina while it's menstruating. The results are a concoction of blood and feces that resembles the color maroon.
by Bahhhginia May 19, 2015
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