Poke the Bear

The action of provoking and annoying one's father to become angry and irritated

(CHANT) "POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR... POKE THE BEAR"
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"Don't poke the bear!"

by funguslordlaw December 3, 2021

Pokes fans

Fans of Oklahoma State University athletics teams. The butt-fuckinest, most annoying wanna be redneck fans found in the state of Oklahoma. They are located around the shitty little town of Stillwater. Most people would rather wipe their asses with 1-ply toilet paper than live in that shit box town for more than the 4 years required. The Pokes are the red-headed step sibling to Sooners fans and are subpar in every sport except wrestling.

I’d rather root for the Cleveland Browns than be Pokes fans.

by SportsGuy119 January 30, 2018

Turtle Poking

A term used when you have a little shit poking out of your bum.

I gotta run to the toilet, I’m turtle poking right now

by YunDaggerDick September 24, 2020

poked the pond

Fingering. The vagina is so wet that it’s like a pond.

I was making out with this girl and then I poked the pond.

by Bitcchhhhh February 15, 2019

Poke Action

The act of administering a very thorough penial slanging.

That bitch is bad...she can most definitely get the poke action!

Man...you wouldn't believe the poke action I handed out last night!

by Ramondos February 26, 2008

Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate

while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!

by TBCRI September 15, 2011

gophers poking

I ate some food last nite, All the way home I had my {Gophers poking}

I ate some food last nite. All the way. Home my butt hole had a {Gophers poking }

by Thenry January 24, 2017