pocket pedo

a pedophile that targets midgets

why are you going after underage midgets POCKET PEDO

by quietboyinthebak November 19, 2020

Drinkers Pocket

you go out for a good clubbing / drinking session with alot of notes. Every time you go to the bar you pull out a note to pay with. 'Drinkers Pocket' is what you have the next morning when you put on the trousers you had on the night before. or search trough them to find your cash

last night i went out with £100. ordered a fair few drinks, the next morning i checked my pockets, i had "drinkers Pocket with around £25-£30 left all in £1, 50p and other coins.

by Matt2210 June 8, 2010

Jam Pocket

A pocket placed at around boob level that is conveniently sized to fit the little jam containers at restaurants.

Will you settle for a jam pocket?

by Gracieee:D February 28, 2011

Pocket vodka

Typically a pint or half pint of cheap vodka that you keep in your back pocket to supplement your drinking at the bar.

My bar tab was 50 bucks just think how much it would have been if I didn't have pocket vodka

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

Pocket Puppies

Pocket puppies are hush puppies that have been placed in one’s pocket. Once a pocket puppy has been placed in one’s pocket, it remains a pocket puppy until consumed.

Example: Would you care for a serving of pocket puppies?

by GingerSpawn December 23, 2020

oklahoma pocket

An oklahoma pocket is a fat roll so deep that it requires it's own deodorant application and can store loose change or other valuables.

I was in the shower and I found a fresh-smelling yet sweaty $20 bill in my fat roll; these oklahoma pockets are always full of forgotten treasures.

by SubDefinee March 7, 2016

Pocket bread

Used instead of PITA (pain in the ass).

I lost my wallet. Getting everything replaced was pocket bread.

by TravisJake September 16, 2020