Pocketful of Mustard

UK slang: "I've got nothing." or "Nothing came of it."
I think it comes from something like 'couldn't even get a drink at the pub, just left with some stolen mustard pacs'.

Did you get the (job/girl/money/news)?... Nah; "pocketful of mustard."

by RichieRichie December 10, 2008

hot pockets

Derogatory term for mods.

These hot pockets do it for free!

by Falchion315 May 3, 2019

florida hot pocket

when a man shits in a girls ass and uses the pooh as lubricant.

he gave me a florida hot pocket so i chopped his dick off

by dimitre, crotchlickmeoff May 16, 2016

pocket fisherman

When someone else wants what's in your pocket..'nuff said.

"He wants what's in your pants. He's a pocket fisherman."

by Q-tip McVicker April 1, 2004

pocket juggler

(PA•ket•jah•GLER)n., v. a person (usually male) that figgets in his or her pants pockets with socially unacceptable regularity.

My biology prof. was a real pocket juggler. I mean, when he would get excited about a particular topic he would go at it like a circus clown.

by SAMMER OF THE GODS July 12, 2006

pocket pool

Using your hand as a pool stick in your pocket. Usually involves jiggling or fondeling your own balls or dick.

"Man, I hit the eight ball in the corner pocket." Dr. Stutz

"Wow I scratced my ball while i was playing pocket pool." Jon Bacot

by Chiz nizzle April 3, 2003

Cock pocket

Vagina.

A convenient place to stuff your meat. Like a hot-pocket, but better.

"I want your love rocket in my cock pocket!"

by tastemetonite August 6, 2009