masturbation escape plan

This is the plan you make when you have limited time to jerk it. Especially applicable when someone living with you may return at any moment, or could walk in on you. Its having the cursor over the x , having something to cover your junk quickly, having another tab to click to etc. How to cover up the fact you were j-ing off quickly if someone were to come in.

Bro my girl was supposed to be gone all day and she came back early and caught me beating my meat. I fucked up not having a masturbation escape plan.

by Mcgwicko August 31, 2022

Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022

Game Plan

Going down on someone with the explicit interest of continuing into ass play.

When Leo went down on Margot Robbie in Wolf of Wall St, he didn't just have a plan. He had a Game Plan! Always have a Game Plan!

by Mint Blazer January 19, 2022

Dirty Plan

A dirty plan is where you plan something that is messed up.

“Hey Chris.”

“What?”
“I gonna plan a dirty plan.”
“What is it about?”
“We are gonna trip that kid!”
“Why that’s rude!”
“Who cares bro!”

by Ruler698VR cringe April 23, 2022

Bae Away Plan

When you want to ask someone to be your boy/girlfriend but it's too soon to make it official.

She's not my girlfriend, but she is on the Bae Away Plan.

by ShamelessGrace November 6, 2022

Ceiling Swing Plan

A stupid and chaotic plan, like an actual ceiling swing.

No. Shipping Kinsey and Charles together is a ceiling swing plan

by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022

Millennial Retirement Plan

Millennials, having grown up in End Stage Capitalism and having no real savings or hopes for Social Security payments, though having paid into it already for upto 20 years, expect that in their retirement years will see Capitalism finally collapse.

The Millennial expectation is that Mad Max and Idiocracy will hate fuck and have a baby, that baby is the Millennial Retirement Plan.

by Zyvis X November 20, 2022