urinal patty

When someone takes a dump in a urinal and the deuce settles there into a nice cutlet

Man, what's that smell? Ah, it looks like someone left us a good-sized urinal patty. Dig in!

by kenickers October 27, 2015

ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.

OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!

by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015

columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.

Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.

by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016

clam patty

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.

Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
NastyPussy Thots SummersEve

by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016

peppermint patty

Peppermint Patty is the act of sucking a black dick, because of the hard black extior and the smooth creamy inside.

Jane don't forget to give Deonte a Peppermint Patty before you leave.

by The Killer chef August 14, 2016

alaskan patty melt

Alaskan patty melt a sex move involving ketchup mustard and relish on a cold winter day in an igloo Eskimo kissing

Hey baby you want to go play at my igloo let me show you my Alaskan patty melt

by G0M3R PYLE June 27, 2016

penis patty

A chode so wide and flat that it looks like a meat patty.

Jordan has a very nice penis patty.

by I'm so sorry January 6, 2017